Phone a friend

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,

“Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes”

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So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

 

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