Pat and Seamus were pouring concrete outside the local ...

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Pat and Seamus were pouring concrete outside the local brothel when they saw a vicar approaching.

The vicar looked around cautiously before entering the building.

“Look at that!” said Seamus. “That Protestant minister is an absolute hypocrite!”

A few hours later, they noticed a rabbi approaching the building in the same manner, looking around furtively before entering.

“Did you see that?” Pat said. “The Jewish are no better.”

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After half an hour, they noticed Father Finnegan making his way discreetly towards the brothel as well.

“Ah,” said Seamus. “Take your hat off, Pat. There must be a girl dying in there.”

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