On the first night of their honeymoon, a husband isn’t sure how to tell his new wife about his smelly feet and stinky socks.
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Meanwhile, the wife is wondering how to break the news about her awful breath, which she’s so far managed to hide.
After some soul-searching and confidence building, the husband finally plucks up the courage to say: “I have a confession”.
She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says: “Darling, so do I.”
Immediately recoiling, he says: “Don’t tell me – you’ve eaten my socks?”
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