Two strangers found themselves sharing a room on a busy transcontinental train.
One was a man and the other was a woman so the thought of sharing a room initially embarrassed the pair.
Luckily, they were both so tired that they fell asleep quickly–him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
Just past midnight the man, the man leans over the side of his bed and gently wakes the woman saying: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” the woman replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“That’s a great idea!” the man exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”
The woman quickly closed her eyes and after a moment of silence, the man farted.