Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands over afternoon tea.
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“I wish that my Robert would stop biting his nails,” one lady said. “It gets me very upset.”
“My Harry use to do the same thing, but I broke him out of the habit,” the other woman said proudly.
“How?” The first woman asked.
“Well, I hid his teeth.”
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