Two friends are camping in the woods when one is bitten on the backside by a brown snake, after attempting to sit on the ground.
“I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says.
He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”
The guy runs back to his friend. “What did the doctor say?” the victim, who is now in agony, cries.
“He says there’s nothing we can do and you’re going to die.”