Our Daily Joke: Two elderly men were talking

A senior citizen was chatting with his 80-year-old friend. 

“So I hear you’re getting married?” The first man asked. 

“Yep!” The second man said. 

“Well, do I know her?”

“Nope!”

“This woman, is she good looking?”

“Not really.”

“Is she a good cook?”

“Nah, she can’t cook too well.”

“Does she have lots of money?”

“Nope! Poor as a church mouse.”

“Well, then, is she good in bed?”

“I don’t know.”

“Why in the world do you want to marry her then?”

“Because she can still drive!” The second man said. 

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