Two old ladies were discussing their husbands over tea.
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“I wish that my Robert would stop biting his nails, it gets me very upset,” one lady said.
“My Calvin used to do the same thing,” the other woman said. “But I broke him of the habit.”
“How?” The first women asked.
“I hid his teeth.”
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