Daily joke: Three friends are at a bar

Three friends are at a bar talking amongst themselves when one begins to sob.

The first friend says “David, what is the matter with you?”

David says: “Oh George, it is terrible. I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

George takes a sip of his beer and then turns to see his other friends Simon looking downcast.

George asks: “So what’s the matter with you?”

Simon says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

George downs the rest of his beer and says: ” You won’t believe this pals, but I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

Simon says: “This is not the time for a joke pal.”

George says: “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”