Three friends are at a bar talking amongst themselves when one begins to sob.
The first friend says “David, what is the matter with you?”
David says: “Oh George, it is terrible. I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
George takes a sip of his beer and then turns to see his other friends Simon looking downcast.
George asks: “So what’s the matter with you?”
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Simon says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
George downs the rest of his beer and says: ” You won’t believe this pals, but I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
Simon says: “This is not the time for a joke pal.”
George says: “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
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