Lenny visits the psychiatrist after struggling to sleep, and tells him: “Every time I get into bed I think there’s somebody under it.”
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“Come to see me three times a week for two years and I’ll cure your fears,” he replies. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.”
Lenny says he’ll think about it and walks away.
Six months later, he runs into the doctor who asks why he never came back. “For $200 a visit?” Lenny says, “a bartender cured me for $10.”
“Is that so! How?” The psychiatrist asks.
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
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