Our daily joke – Lenny visits the psychiatrist

Lenny visits the psychiatrist after struggling to sleep, and tells him: “Every time I get into bed I think there’s somebody under it.”

“Come to see me three times a week for two years and I’ll cure your fears,” he replies. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.”

Lenny says he’ll think about it and walks away.

Six months later, he runs into the doctor who asks why he never came back. “For $200 a visit?” Lenny says, “a bartender cured me for $10.”

“Is that so! How?” The psychiatrist asks.

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”

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