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Our Daily Joke: An older couple had been dating for a long time
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Friday 23rd Feb, 2018

Our Daily Joke: An older couple had been dating for a long time

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An older couple, who were both widowed, had been seeing each other for a long time. 

They finally decided it was time to get married. So before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. 

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked. 

“I would like it infrequently,” she replied. 

The old man sat quietly for a moment, then leaned over towards her and whispered, “Is that one word or two?”

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