Jane, an elderly woman, visited the doctors. When the doctor asked why she was there, she said, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
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Quite surprised, the doctor thought for a minute, then said, “Excuse me, Jane, but you’re 75-years-old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”
“They help me sleep better,” Jane said.
“How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?” The doctor said.
“I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice and I sleep better at night,” she said.
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