Our Daily Joke – An elderly couple were waiting for a table

An elderly couple were waiting for a table at a busy restaurant. 

“There is a 45 minute wait for a table,” the waiter said. 

“Young man, we’re both 90 years old,” he said. “We may not have 45 minutes.”

They were seated immediately. 

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