Our daily joke – A woman goes for her yearly physical

A woman goes for her yearly physical at the doctor. The begins by asking a few simple questions.

The doctor asks: “How much do you weigh?” 

The woman says: “70kg”

The get her to stand on the scale and it reads ’90kg’.

The doctor asks: “What is your height?”

The woman says: “175cm”

The doctor measures the woman’s height and find she is only 157cm tall.

The doctor takes the woman’s blood pressure and says: ” Your blood pressure is very high.”

The woman yells “Of course it’s high!”

“When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

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