A woman goes for her yearly physical at the doctor. The begins by asking a few simple questions.
The doctor asks: “How much do you weigh?”
The woman says: “70kg”
The get her to stand on the scale and it reads ’90kg’.
The doctor asks: “What is your height?”
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The woman says: “175cm”
The doctor measures the woman’s height and find she is only 157cm tall.
The doctor takes the woman’s blood pressure and says: ” Your blood pressure is very high.”
The woman yells “Of course it’s high!”
“When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
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