A man was sitting in the waiting room nervous because his wife had just gone into labour. After a tense few minutes, a doctor came out to see him.
The doctor said:”Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!”
The man was shocked and had a chuckle to himself then turned to the man sitting next to him: “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.”
He then stood up and followed the doctor to his wife’s room.
The second man sat in the waiting room–he also had a wife in labour–and sure enough, after a tense few minutes, a doctor came out to see him.
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The doctor said:”Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of triplets!”
The second man turned to a third man also sitting in the waiting room and said: “Well, how do you like that, I work for the 3M Company.”
With this remark, the third man turned white and looked very anxious.
The second man asked: “What’s the matter? You look as white as a ghost?”
The third man then got up and started to leave, remarking: “I think I need a breath of fresh air.”
The man continued: “I work for 7-UP.”
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