A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “Hey, if I show you something cool, can I get a free beer?”
The bartender scowls, and replies: “It had better be really cool.”
The man takes a Ken doll-like figure out of his bag, and puts it on the bar before the bartender can protest, before also pulling out a tiny piano.
The doll slowly walks over to the piano and begins playing. The bartender is amazed, and gives him the beer.
The man says: “Now, if I give you something cool, can I get another?”
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The bartender trusts him now, so agrees. The man gives him a magic lamp, and says: “You get one wish.”
The bartender replies: “I wish for a million bucks.”
Instantly, a million ducks come quacking through the front door.
The bartender looks furious, and says: “I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS. What the hell?”
The man replies: “Honestly, do you think I asked for a 12″ pianist?”
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