A man is in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over this mouth after a big operation.
When he sees a nurse walk past he motions for her to come over.
When she arrives he mumbles: “Nurse,” and asks “are my testicles black?”.
The nurse, worried about the patient, quickly raises his hospital gown and places her hand around his testicles. She moves them about to examine them and looks closely to see if there are any issue.
After her examination, she tells the man: “There’s nothing wrong with them sir.”
The man then pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: “Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully … Are-my-test-results-back?”