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A man gets a call from the hospital.
He picks up the phone and the doctor says: “I have some bad news, your wife has wrecked your brand new car.”
The man says: “What? I can’t believe this! Don’t you people ever have any good news?”
The doctor replies: “It depends on how you feel about your wife. You see the airbags failed too.”
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