Daily Joke: Lunch invite

A husband and wife bicker over morning breakfast.

“My darling, I’ve invited a friend for lunch,” said a husband to his wife.

“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. “The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”

“I know that,” the husband said.

“So why did you invite him then,” She asked.

“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”