A husband and wife bicker over morning breakfast.
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“My darling, I’ve invited a friend for lunch,” said a husband to his wife.
“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. “The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
“I know that,” the husband said.
“So why did you invite him then,” She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”
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