A husband and wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
“You aren’t so good in bed either!” The husband shouted and stormed off to work.
By midday, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife finally picked up the phone.
“What took you so long to answer?” He asked.
“I was in bed,” the wife said.
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“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion,” she said.
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