Our daily joke: A couple are playing in a golf club championship

An older couple are playing together in the annual golf club championship and everything is riding on an apparently easy putt the wife has to make on the last hole. 

Worried and under pressure, she spends a lot of time adjusting her stance before gently tapping the ball. Unfortunately, the ball roles far past the hole and the couple lose. As they drive away from the clubhouse, the husband is fuming and the atmosphere is tense. 

Finally, hands gripped tightly on the steering wheel, he manages to say, “I can’t believe you missed that putt! It was six inches maximum. Honestly, it was no longer than my dick!”.

The wife, keeping her cool, looks over at her husband as he drives, and replies,”Yes, dear, but it was so much harder”.

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