One night, a couple ordered some Chinese food and ...

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One night, a couple ordered some Chinese food and finished off the meal with their fortune cookies.

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“Mine says, ‘Be quiet for a while,’” the woman said.

“What a coincidence!” said the man. “Mine says, ‘Talk while you have a chance.’”

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