On the night of their wedding, the groom took off ...

On the night of their wedding, the groom took off his trousers and told his new bride to try them on.

“They don’t fit,” she said, as the trousers slide down to her ankles again.

“And never forget it,” said the husband. “In this relationship, I wear the pants.”

The woman looked at him for a moment, then began to undress as he watched eagerly.

Finally, she threw him her underwear.

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“Put those on,” she told him.

He looked at the skimpy piece of fabric and then at himself. “I’ll never get into these.”

“Exactly,” said the wife. “And if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

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