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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An old man was sitting on a park bench crying
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In EntertainmentOn Friday 7th Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An old man was sitting on a park bench crying

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A woman walking past stopped and asked him what was wrong. Source: Pexels.

An old man was sitting on a park bench crying. A woman walking past, stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: “I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”

The woman asked in confusion: “Well, then why are you crying?”

He said: “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”

“Well, why are you crying?” The woman asked again.

He said: “For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours.”

The woman asked once more: “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”

He said: “I can’t remember where I live!”

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