Daily Joke: Two elderly ladies catching up

Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day when they were playing cards, one looked at the other and said: “Now don’t get mad at me – I know we’ve been friends for a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what it is.”

Her friend glared at her for a few minutes before replying, “How soon do you need to know?”