Neil was living in a nursing home, and he decided ...

Neil was living in a nursing home, and he decided to give the ladies a bit of a surprise so he stripped off his clothes and ran naked up and down the halls.

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“What was that?” said one lady, as Neil rounded the corner.

“Not sure,” said the other. “But whatever it was, it definitely needed ironing.”

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