Morris went to the doctor ...

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris grinning broadly while walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

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Soon after, Morris was back at the surgery to pick up to some test results. Speaking to Morris, the doctor asked, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”.

“Just doing what you said to do, Doc,” Morris answered. “Get a hot mamma, be cheerful.”

The medic’s eyebrows shot up.

“I didn’t say that,” he said. “I said ‘you’ve got a heart murmur, be careful’.”

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