Moira noticed that her friend was wearing ...

women's locket

Moira noticed that her friend was wearing a new locket.

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“Is there some kind of memento inside?” she asked.

“Yes,” said Carmen. “A lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But your husband’s still alive.”

“Yes, but his hair is gone.”

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