Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Three couples are getting married

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married.

“If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex,” says the priest.

One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, “Have you completed the month with sex?”

“Yes we have, it was easy,” the couple reply.

“How about you?” He asks the middle-aged couple. “It was hard,” they reply, “but we didn’t have sex for the whole month.”

“And how about you two?” He asks the young couple.

 “No we couldn’t do it,” responds the boyfriend.

 “Tell me why,” says the priest.

“Well, my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it,” the young man explains. “She bent over to pick it up and that’s when it happened.”

So the priest tells them, “I’m sad to say, then, that you’re not welcome in my church.”

The young man sighs, then says, “I guess that makes sense. We’re not welcome in the supermarket anymore either”.

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