Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An elderly woman is interviewed

An elderly woman talks about her marriages. Source: Getty

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady who had just got married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.

“He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the reporter thought. 

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. 

A smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now in her 80’s, a funeral director. 

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained: “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!”

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