A country man who lived far out in the bush decided to head into the city for a couple of days. When he arrived he booked a posh hotel by the water and treated himself to dinner.
He arrived at the fancy restaurant and looked at the menu. The waiter soon approached him and said: “Would you like any of the chef’s soup today?”
The man thought for a moment before replying: “No thanks. I think I’ll have the steak instead.”
The waiter brought his food over and the man dug in. Once he was done the waiter came over again.
“Would you like any of the chef’s soup now?” The waiter asked. The man shook his head once more and asked for the chocolate cake for dessert instead. The waiter brought over his food and the man dug in.
Once he was done with his dessert the waiter came over once more.
“Would you like any of the chef’s soup?”
“No thanks. I’m definitely too full,” he replied. The man paid for his food and headed back to bed.
During the night, a hotel resident required an overnight enema, but the nurse was in a rush and accidentally went to the wrong room. Low and behold the man found himself on the receiving end of the enema.
A few days later the man returned home and went to the pub to catch up with his friends. As he told his country pals of his adventures he stopped and warned them of one thing.
“Just watch out, if one of those fancy city restaurants offers you their soup, you better have it. Because they make bloody sure you get it eventually!”