Little Johnny was walking a cow …
By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Sunday 27th Aug, 2017

Little Johnny was walking a cow …

Little Johnny was walking a cow through the village square when he caught the mayor’s eye.

“Where are you going with that cow, son?”

“I’m taking her to the bulls so she can get pregnant,” said Johnny.

The mayor was surprised. “Isn’t that a job for your father?”

Johnny shrugged. “I think it’s best left to the bulls.” 

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