Little Johnny was walking a cow ...

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Little Johnny was walking a cow through the village square when he caught the mayor’s eye.

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“Where are you going with that cow, son?”

“I’m taking her to the bulls so she can get pregnant,” said Johnny.

The mayor was surprised. “Isn’t that a job for your father?”

Johnny shrugged. “I think it’s best left to the bulls.” 

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