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Little Johnny was at school …
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Sunday 22nd Oct, 2017

Little Johnny was at school …

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.”

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher.

“It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.”

Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, “Quick! Spit’em out!

“They’re assholes!”

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