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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: It’s lunch time at school for Little Johnny
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Tuesday 4th Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: It’s lunch time at school for Little Johnny

Little Johnny takes one of the apples. Source: Pixabay.

It is lunch time at a Catholic school and a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, which reads: “Only take one. God is watching.”

Little Johnny notices the sign and takes just one apple, placing it onto his tray.

Further down the line there is a pile of cookies. Little Johnny takes a handful of the cookies and turns to make his way to the table, as one of the nuns stops him in his tracks.

“Johnny,”she scolds him. “You’re not allowed to have that many cookies.”

“Don’t worry,” he says surely, “you can have as many as you like. God is busy watching the apples.”

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