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Little Johnny asks his mother for …
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Wednesday 25th Oct, 2017

Little Johnny asks his mother for …

Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.

“I’m not giving you that much money,” she says.

“If you give me the money, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the shops.”

Johnny’s mother grabs her purse and hands over the money. “Well? What did he say?”

“He said, ‘Hey, Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow?’”

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