A little girl went to her dad who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”
The father was a bit surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, she was old enough to get a straight answer.
So he proceeded to tell her all about the birds and the bees. When he finished, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging wide open. The father asked, “Why did you ask me?”
The little girl replied, “Mum told me to tell you dinner would be ready in a couple of secs.”