A husband and wife check into a cheap hotel. The husband heads to the bar, but his exhausted wife goes up to the room to lie down.
Suddenly, an elevated train passes by very close to the window, shakes the room and throws her out of bed. She lies back down, but the same thing happens again minutes later.
Frustrated, she calls the front desk and the hotel manager comes up to investigate. The wife says, “Lie here on the bed, you’ll be thrown right to the floor.”
The manager lies down next to the wife just as her husband walks in. “What’s going on here?” demands the husband.
The manager replies, “Would you believe I’m waiting for a train?”