Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man takes his girlfriend on a date in 1957

The year is 1957 and Lance picks up his date, Mary-Kate. Mary-Kate’s father answers the door and invites him inside.

He asks Lance what they’re planning on doing for their date. Lance explains that they’ll share a milkshake at the local café and head to the drive-in theatre to catch a movie.

“Why don’t you kids go out and screw?” Mary-Kate’s father suggests. “I hear all the kids are doing it.”

Lance is shocked by what he’s just heard. “Excuse me, sir?” he says. “What did you say?”

“Oh yes,” the father replies. “Mary-Kate loves to screw. She will screw all night if we let her.”

Eventually, Mary-Kate makes her way downstairs and the pair head out for their date. About 10 minutes later, Mary-Kate arrives home without Lance.

“Dad!” she screams. “It’s the Twist! The dance is called the Twist!”

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