A super healthy woman went to a restaurant for dinner and was deciding between meals. She saw “fat-free chips” on the menu and thought it sounded great so she ordered herself some.
She looked into the kitchen and watched the cook pull the basket of hot chips out of a deep frier. The chips were dripping with oil when the cook put them onto her plate.
“Hold on,” The lady stopped the chef. “These aren’t fat-free!”
“Of course they are,” The chef replied. “We only charge for the potatoes. The fat is free!”