Starts at 60 Daily Joke: John was running late to golf one morning

“Okay, but why are you so late?” Source: Pexels.

John was running late to golf one morning. When he finally arrived, his fellow golfers asked where he had been.

“Yes well, being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf,” he answered.

“Okay, but why are you so late?” They asked.

“I had to toss it 15 times!”

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