Interviewing a farmer

For a story on the local dairy farmers a reporter heads to the bush.   He comes across a farmer who is feeding two cows, a brown and a black one.  After some chit chat, the farmer agrees to be interviewed. Seeing that this reporter wasn’t too keen to be out in the bush, the farmer decided to have a little fun.

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer (now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.

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