In class, the teacher turns to Johnny ...

boy holding acorns

In class, the teacher turns to Johnny.

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“Can you give me a sentence using the word ‘geometry’?” she asks.

“Sure,” says Johnny. “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally woke up one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.’”

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