I know who I am!

An old stockman sat down in a city McDonald’s and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the stockman and asked, ‘Are you a real stockman?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking-in horse, droving cattle, riding in rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, marking and branding calves, cleaning hay sheds, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so, yeah, I guess I am a stockman.’

She said, ‘Well I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

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A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old stockman and asked, ‘Are you a real stockman, like, from the outback?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

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