Your morning heart-starter: A teacher asks her students

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word “fascinate” in it.

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Little Betty says, “Walt Disney World is fascinating.”

The teacher says, “No, I said, ‘fascinate.'”

Little Josie says, “There’s so much fascination when it comes to sea life.”

The teacher again says, “No, the word is fascinate.”

Little Jimmy screams from the back of the room, “My grandma has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the 10 buttons on her shirt.”

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