Have a laugh with the daily joke
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog.
He stands in the middle of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head.
Everyone stops and stares.
Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind man and demands, “What the hell are you doing?”
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The blind man turns toward the patron and says, “Oh, nothing, just looking around.”
Test your mind with the daily riddle
There are two fathers and two sons. They walk into a candy store and each buys a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible?
There was a grandfather, a father and a son.
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