Gemma came home and put her school bag down.
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“Mummy, there’s a special adults evening at school tomorrow,” she said sweetly.
“Oh really?” said Gemma’s mother. “I didn’t get a note about it. What makes it so special?”
“It’ll just be you, the teacher, the principal and some police officers,” said Gemma.
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