Feeling sick at church

A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church.

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When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up.

“Yes,” the girl says. “But I didn’t have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said ‘For the Sick.'”

 

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