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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An elderly man was sitting on a park bench
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Friday 21st Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An elderly man was sitting on a park bench

A woman walked up to an elderly man. Source: Getty.

A woman walked up to an elderly man sitting on a park bench.

“Excuse me, I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”

“Thirty-six.”

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